I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
My liver is preforming stress tests.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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