If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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