I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
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this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize