I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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