I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
