Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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