Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I currently don't understand fingers.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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