i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
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If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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