I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
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Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
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so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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