I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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They took my balls.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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