Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
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so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
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We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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