operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
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that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
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So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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