There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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