Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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