left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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