If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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