Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
She's the barista slut.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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