Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
high people should be assigned attendants
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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