I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
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Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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