white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
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I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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