i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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