i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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