today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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