So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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