You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
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my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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