remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
the day after is always just damage control
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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