We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
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We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he quoted the bible to break up with me
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
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Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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