I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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