just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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