How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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