Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
i just had sex bonerless
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He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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