have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
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