she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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