How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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