real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
only if we run a train.
done.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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