is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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