Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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