my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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