Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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