Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I got inside last night via doggy door
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I need water and some morals
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
