I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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