i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
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Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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