Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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