ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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