with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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