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  maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables

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  23 Disturbing Small-Town Horror Stories

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• (607): View more from New York

  She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.

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• (818): View more from California

  Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.

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  Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.

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• (951): View more from California

  Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...

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• (310): View more from California

  I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing

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