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(917): View more from New York City

your butthole totally puckers for the ginge

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(917): your butthole totally puckers for the ginge http://tfl.nu/9qqb

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.

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(215): Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless. http://tfl.nu/tw3i

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(704): View more from North Carolina

i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them

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(704): i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them http://tfl.nu/p2ze

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(903): View more from Texas

And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either

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(903): And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either http://tfl.nu/k8z3

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(773): View more from Illinois

I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.

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Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.

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(773): I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant. (847): Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you. http://tfl.nu/48mv

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(936): View more from Texas

he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.

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and...?

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I told him it was alright.

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(936): he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him. (812): and...? (936): I told him it was alright. http://tfl.nu/yirn

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.

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(732): I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN. http://tfl.nu/e3sn

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(425): View more from Washington

I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.

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(425): I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it. http://tfl.nu/dgh5

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(+61): View more from Australia

she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.

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(+61): she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth. http://tfl.nu/joaz

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(714): View more from California

There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?

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(714): There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed? http://tfl.nu/o0fs

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.

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(603): Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up. http://tfl.nu/6dgm

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(770): View more from Georgia

you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.

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But what if it got lost?

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its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.

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(770): you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in. (1-770): But what if it got lost? (770): its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it. http://tfl.nu/ord5

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(856): View more from New Jersey

he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime

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(856): he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime http://tfl.nu/17r4

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(917): View more from New York City

You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand

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(917): You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand http://tfl.nu/conm

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.

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(570): She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom. http://tfl.nu/qu8a

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