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Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!

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(410): Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!! http://tfl.nu/gjd6

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Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.

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(203): Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet. http://tfl.nu/z4ao

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sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed

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(708): sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed http://tfl.nu/38z7

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woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .

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(250): woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" . http://tfl.nu/721o

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(425): View more from Washington

she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.

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(425): she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco. http://tfl.nu/8uv1

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Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b

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(860): Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b http://tfl.nu/niwv

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(404): View more from Georgia

It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?

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(404): It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar? http://tfl.nu/lonp

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I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.

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(316): I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction. http://tfl.nu/n8tp

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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....

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(925): But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age..... http://tfl.nu/e96s

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(302): View more from Delaware

Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already

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(302): Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already http://tfl.nu/utft

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(806): View more from Texas

Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.

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(806): Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text. http://tfl.nu/b31d

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I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.

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(402): I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween. http://tfl.nu/gen2

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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection

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(573): Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection http://tfl.nu/kohz

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(317): View more from Indiana

Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.

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You really know how to show Monday who's boss.

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(317): Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together. (1-317): You really know how to show Monday who's boss. http://tfl.nu/h3k4

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(941): View more from Florida

You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume

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(941): You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume http://tfl.nu/2q2a

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