Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
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We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever