In the future we'll all be gay
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
