Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Verdict: uncircumcised.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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