If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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