i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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