we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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