she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
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someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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