Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
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