Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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